Hollinwood Cemetery

Safety among the living and the dead, protected from the undead...

Advertising for the House

Much of how we grow is about awareness. People need to know we exist and realize how good things are inside our home. One important way of getting our "brand" out there us through advertising in Global Chat. Below are Some advertising schemes, including examples and avatar ideas. Take, use and enjoy!

Mayhem - Allstate Parody

I'm your zombified Aunt Ruth. You don't want to kill me, but all I want is your brains. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm your ammo belt, and I'm a bit light today. Look at all the zombies out for brains. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]
I'm your unsecured food supply. Can rats become zombies? Do you even want to find out? Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm your exit strategy. That back door you planned to use? It's locked. You need allies. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm that nap you desperately needed. Too bad your snores attracted every zombie nearby. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm that whisper you sent, but autocorrect hates you today. Now GC is laughing at you. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. (friend code)

I'm that bad stim you just used. Now the zombies are smiling, but they're still hungry. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm an expensive stim. You bought me, now you can't afford the pills to properly use me. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. (friend code)

I'm the Hulker that wandered into your holiday mission hunt. Bring enough medkits? Oops. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. (friend code)

I'm your wifi connection. 99 days in a row, huh? Not feeling well. Might not work today. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm the horde that appeared as your SH went to bed. Now you're alone with 2000 zombies. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. (friend code)

I'm your 5% bonus when hunting Bloodnose. Let's try... the wrench. Good luck with that! Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm the claymore you just scavenged. The zombies are everywhere, and they're closing in. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

I'm your social life. Play PSC! Collect outposts! Duel, duel, duel! Heh, so much for me. Join Hollinwood to avoid Mayhem like me. [friend code]

Old Spice Guy Parody

Look at your SH, now look at Hollinwood. Sadly, your SH isn't Hollinwood, but if you joined, it could be. Hollinwood is now [diamond emoji] [diamond emoji]! Look, a [octopus emjoi]!

Hello ladies. Hollinwood is a one stop shop for your zombie apocalypse needs, including two tickets to that thing you love. I'm on a horse.

Just because you hang around zombies all day doesn't mean you should smell like them. Smell like me. Join Hollinwood Cemetery. [friend code]

You know you want to add me [right finger pointer emoji] [friend code]. You know you also want to join me in Hollinwood Cemetery. Come inside and smell the difference.

Hollinwood Frogs - Budweiser Parody

The idea here was to mimic the original frogs, but use the sounds "JOIN", "HOL", "LIN", and "WOOD" instead. The concept required a team effort of "frogs" with multiple avatars. Since this ad was attempted simultaneously with the Mayhem campaign, an ad for Mayhem was created to bring attention to the frog's mischief.

Mayhem is everywhere.These frogs, for instance: you just know they're up to something diabolical. See for yourself. Hollinwood! [friend code]

CATS - Zero Wing Parody

How are you, survivors. All your house are belong to us. You are on the way to zombification. You have no chance to survive join Hollinwood.

While not exactly an advertisement, four members could reenact the entire opening scene from Zero Wing in Global Chat as follows:

Narrator:


Captain:

Operator:
 

Captain:

Operator:

Captain:

Cats:


       
Captain:

Cats:       
      

Operator:

Captain: 

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.

What happen?

Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.

What!

Main screen turn on.

It's you!!

How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
       
What you say!!

You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha....

Captain!!

Take off every 'Zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice.

CSI Miami

(With the pull of the trigger Horatio kills a nearby zombie) I guess that he was…dying to JOIN HOLLINWOOD CEMETERY. (Que intro music).

(With his final bullet, “H” kills a zombified friend that he knew as a baby) Talk about cradle to the grave. JOIN HW. (Que intro music).

(“H” shoots the legs off of an approaching zombie) I guess you don’t have …a leg to stand on. JOIN HW. (Que intro music).

Generic

Hollinwood Cemetery - a top 20 , active SH w/ ambitious dreams. The only thing missing is YOU! Come inside! You won't regret it! [friend code]

Hollinwood is your refuge in the zombie storm. Hot food, warm beds, good company, and weapons... lots of weapons. Come inside! [friend code]
Hollinwood Cemetery. We are strong, we are committed. We are loyal and true. We want members who think and act the same. Come in for a visit

Hollinwood Cemetery. We have a [roller coaster emoji] and a [rocket emoji]. Come inside! (claims are made for promotional purposes and do not guarantee actual attractions)

Hollinwood! The graves are empty. Hunt with us - help put the zombies back in the ground. Be part of the solution! Come inside! [friend code]

Seinfeld

(George) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery! What's that? You don't want to join?! George is gettin' upset!"

(Soup Nazi) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery! Invites for all! Not you zombie...no invite for you! Come back three year!"

(George) - "Hollinwood may be a small safe house compared to some. Don't mock us. We were in the pool! The water was very cold. Join us let's grow."

(Jerry) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery! We are masters of our own domain."

(Frank or Kramer) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery and receive SERENITY NOWWWW!!!!"

(Newman) - "Hellooooooooo...zombie. Join Hollinwood Cemetery!"

(Elaine) - “Join Hollinwood Cemetery. We have so many excess supplies, we can surely spare a square. (que laugh track)”

(Elaine) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery...Unless that is, you don't think that you are spongeworthy. (que laugh track)"

(Frank) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery and celebrate Festivus with the rest of us!"

(Frank) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery and compete in the 'Feats of Strength'. A word of caution. We are quite good"

(Frank) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery. Come on in and see our Festivus pole"

(Newman) - "Join Hollinwood Cemetery. When you join our SH, you control...INFORMATION!"

Ron Swanson Ads

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #1: Skim milk…avoid it. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #2: Frankness…cut the B.S. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #3: Capitalism…God’s way of deciding who is smart and who is poor. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #4: Rage…one rage every three months is permitted. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #5: Poise…sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That is ridiculous. Join HW!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #6: Handshakes…Firm. Dry. Solid. 3 seconds. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #7: Body grooming…Only women shave beneath the neck. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #8: Crying…Acceptable at funerals and at the Grand Canyon. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #9: Friends… One to three is sufficient. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #10: Intensity…Give 100%. 110% is impossible Only idiots recommend that. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #11: Torso…Should be thick and impenetrable. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #12: B.O… Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #13: Stillness…Don’t waste energy moving unless necessary. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #14: Buffets…Whenever available, choose quantity over quality. Join HW for more tips!

Time once again for “Ron Swanson’s Life Tips” #15: Honor…If you need it defined, you don’t have it. Join HW for more tips!

Arrested Development Ads

"Join Hollinwood Cemetery! What's that? You don't want to join?! Are you chicken? Caw ca caw ca cawwwww!" ~ GOB

"I received lots of invites to SH's. I didn't join Hollinwood...I've made a huge mistake. Join them!" ~ GOB

"What will it take to get you to join Hollinwood? A trick?! I do illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money. Join us now! " ~ GOB

"How about this...you have some wood. I want your wood. In exchange for an invite to Hollinwood Cemetery, you must give me wood." ~ Tobias

"Did you receive the invite to Hollinwood? You didn't get invited?! What the hell do you think I meant by 'you are always welcome at HW?!’" ~ George Senior

All rights belong to their respective rights holders, including members of Hollinwood Cemetery who created these avatars and slogans. They are not to be used for any purpose other than advertising for Hollinwood Cemetery except with express consent. Thank you for coming to our site, and enjoy your stay!